SO, the authors for mistletoemagic have finally been revealed! This means I can shamelessly pimp the fic I wrote with a fake cut. Winz.

Fic - Like a Game Sometimes
Pairing - Oliver/Cedric
Rating - Smut!
Disclaimer - Very obviously not mine.
Summary - Oliver wasn't really trying to drown himself in the showers.
A/N - Written for Mistletoe Magic 2005, for babyofthegroup. <333! 2,139 words :O! That is like a novel for me.

( He wasn't sure how Wood was going to receive this; the Gryffindor captain was fairly well-known for being a sore loser. Or, as Cedric preferred to think of it, a particularly passionate loser. )

lizardspots and I were tooling around on AIM, and she was all "I am bored, tell me something to draw!" So I suggested something. And she drew it and aosignaosignaosingoina IT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. So I was inspired to write a little drabbly thingy to go with, and now it is up over at pornish_pixies!

Other Side, by me with art by Lizard. Remus/Regulus and Sirius.

I think I'm ill again. D: Goddammit. That's what I get for prancing around in the freezing cold in skimpy clubwear. But I have to go out tonight, so I have been curled up in my room with soup, DayQuil, and f_w threads all day. Hopefully I will feel better later on. Ugh.

In other news, OMG FIC POST. It was recced by maggie_malfoy over here, which shows what a heartbreaking work of staggering genius it really is. I am so proud to have "channeled" (omg ahaha) the characters so successfully.

The Ultimate H/D

OMG PLZ R/R KTHX!!12

Fic - More Terrible
Pairing - Remus/Sirius
Rating and Warnings - NC-17, non-con, dark!fic.
Disclaimer - Very obviously not mine.
Summary - Fear brings out the worst in everyone. Pre-Azkaban, 1,574 words.
A/N - Thanks to stellabelle for her encouragement, eternal patience and being the best guinea pig ever. All ambiguity and mistakes are mine.

( He slept fitfully, only partially conscious of Sirius sweeping through the hall, banging and slamming and damaging everything he could get his hands on (grandfather clock, portraits, cloak rack), his temper boiling over and nothing at which to direct it. )

Fic(let) - Sunscreen
Pairing - Harry/Draco
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - Very obviously not mine.
Summary - The ever-popular cliche: Harry and Draco are paired up for a class assignment involving a trip to the beach. Smut ensues.
A/N - shortcircuited prompted me with "unusual uses for sunscreen" and H/D. I wrote while she drew; this was done longhand originally, no spellchecking or beta. I have spellchecked now, but I haven't had it betaed nor have I even changed any wording from the original. It is in its purest form, just typed up so it's actually ledgible. Thus, I apologize for the crappiness. It's all in fun. :D!

( It was a lucky coincidence that Harry's Care of Magical Creatures class began studying hot-horned skeet crabs just as the last pleasantly cool spring days melted into a sweltering summer. )

ETA: If you're really interested, shortcircuited just put up the scanned-in pages (PURPLE PEN WHEE) HERE! But OMGPLZ DO NOT JUDGE ME BY MY CRAZY RUSHED HANDWRITING.

ETA 2: Okay okay, yes I suck, and have fixed it so the geography isn't fucked.

Fic - Absolution
Pairing - Remus/Sirius
Rating - Hard R
Disclaimer - Very obviously not mine.
Summary - The aftermath.
A/N - 1,858 words. :O! A sequel/part two of Benediction. Thankses to lazy_daze for being my beta, all mistakes and craposity are mine. And of course to sheafrotherdon, for wanting to see Sirius get his.

( If Remus hadn’t known better, he would have said Sirius was clinically insane. )

Fic(let) - Benediction
Pairing - Remus/Sirius
Rating - Hard R
Disclaimer - Very obviously not mine.
Summary - glockgal and lizardspots prompted with: Remus/Sirius, mischief, and buckle.
A/N - This was written during PrawnSquee '05, and I was absolutely plastered whilst writing it. No beta, so all consequences are, sadly, mine alone. Eternal gratitude to Lizard and Glock for the stunning illustrations.

( If he were ever accused of having a weakness, it would be Sirius in one of his moods... )

The Art:

( Glock's vision... )

( Lizard's vision... )

For those who just cannot get enough of the pr0n goodies, lazy_daze has posted the stunning awesomeness of her H/D drabble and the resulting squee-worthy art over HERE.